Shorty
Welcome back to Sammy Land(FANFIC)Part 1(READ THIS!COMMEN
Thu Apr 15 15:13:14 1999


Last time on a TPSG FANFIC......
>(Nuclear Explotion....No one survived.)

>Shorty:Hey God how's it hanging?

>Hougan:I'm baaaaaaaaaa-
(3 Hours later)
>Hougan:-aaaaaaack!!

>God:I cast thy to Sammy land!!

>All:Noooooooo!!

Now we rejoin our heroes in.....

Welcome back to Sammy land
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Part 1
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In the Begining the Universe was made.
This made a lot of people angry and was widley regarded as a bad idea.
In the unpopular western spiral arm of the universe was non important yellow sun.Spiraling round this at 24 hours a complete turn,was a small unimportant blue and green planet.
There was one place on this planet that was feared though out the know galaxy.
This is of coarse 'Sammy Land'
And this is exactly where our heroes our.

Shorty:Yaaaaaaaaaa!!!
SonKnuck:Whoahhhhhhh!!!
Zac:Sh*******T!!!!!
SecMan:Aieeeeee!!!
H.Mac:Ahhhhhhh!!!
Riochet:Ahhhhhhh!!!
H.Mac:Hey man stop copying me!!
Riochet:Oh sorry.

(On the ground)
Shorty:Ow!!
SonKnuck:Ouch!!
SecMan:Smeg!
H.Mac:****!!
Riochet:****!!
H.Mac:Your'e doing it again!!
Riochet:Oh stick up your'e ****ing ****!!
H.Mac:Right!!That's it you F***ing Bastard!!
Shorty:Guys,Guys,Chill.
H.Mac:Oh shut the F*** up Shorty you gimp!!!
(There is a very crude Fan fare)
SaMaNtHa's voice:Halla wulceme tu Sommy landd!!
Shorty:No!No!Make it stop!!
SaMaNtHa's voice:Oll af uss heree att Sommy Landd hape yau hove a piee fillud dayy.
SecMan:(Screaming in agony)Aieeeeeeeee!!!!!
(Crude Fan Fare.)
SonKnuck:There is now no doubt that we are in Sammy Land!!
David:While you guy's have been worrying over nothing!!I have found out the park is spilt up into four sections:Piee makingg,Adventuures witth Knuckle and Kuckles,Meat SaMaNtHa,and SaMaNtHAS games.....
Shorty:Me and Riochet will take Adventures with Kuckles and Knuckle.
SonKnuck:Me and Dave take SaMaNtHa's games.
Zac:Me and Sec take meet SaMaNtHa!!
H.Mac:Me and Hougan take.....HOUGAN???
Hougan:Yes it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!I'm baaaaaaaaaa-
(Punchs Hougan in the head)
H.Mac:Shut it.
Shorty:Let's go!!
(H.Mac and Hougan are walking down a corridor to pie making)
Hougan:(Singing)Tinky Winky,Dipsy,La la,PO!!!
H.Mac:Shut up!!
Piee makerr:HHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Will our heroes survive this tradgey?Will Hougan shut the hell up?Will anyone reply to this post?

Find out......If you can be bothered.

TO BE CONTINUED

Shorty

P.S:Pleeeeeeeeease comment!!